I’ve been watching the goings-on around the country with the protests against a duly-elected President, and have been trying to remember the last time i went out and burned, looted and destroyed property.

As best as I can remember, the last time was never!

Now skipping school for a “legitimate protest” is a different issue. I can remember a time where I skipped school for no real reason. I just needed a day off.

School was so hard! And I was so scared!

And they didn’t serve latte. Or scotch.